Monday 9 June 2008

What is your favourite Chris Rock joke

So Chris Rocked SA recently and other than the obnoxious laughs from a few of the members of the audience, it was not a bad show.

My favourite bit was the story about how his next door neighbour was a dentist.
‘My only three black neighbors are Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest singers of all time, Denzel Washington, one of the greatest actors of all time, and Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers of all time." His white neighbor? "A dentist. And he isn't like the greatest dentist in history either. I had to host the Oscars to get that house — a black dentist in my neighborhood would have to invent teeth.’

What was your favourite bit?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My favourite was when he said " There are 2 kind of women in the audience - The ones who are happy and the ones who do not swallow"

Brokensword said...

That was disgusting. Sies! But I suppose you have to get freaky to keep a man?