Sunday 14 October 2007

Star Dust

It is worth it to see Robert Dinero play a ruthless Captain Shakespeare - who really is a screaming queen that likes dressing up - on a flying pirate ship.

It is worth it to see Rupert Everett for about 2 minutes as a gorgeous prince, only to be killed by being pushed out of a window of a castle that stands as stall as the mountain Gandalf got stuck in before he was rescued by that giant eagle. For the rest of the movie poor Rupert forms a part of a line of ghostly siblings that killed each other off to be king.

It is worth it to see the Michelle Pfeiffer’s boob succumb to gravity in a split second.

Mostly the movie is funny, good funny. It also has that fairy tale element that you struggle to buy into even when watching the movie. But it does its job in terms of escaping the real world even if it is just for 2 seconds.

That’s it, that’s all!

Three spoons.

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